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February 25, 20264 min read
Maddy Dot Com 2: Electric Boogaloo
The sequel nobody asked for but everybody needed. Reflections on turning a quarter-century in the Windy City and writing opinionated pieces again.
Welcome to Maddy’s World!
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Hi everyone! My name’s Maddy, and I’m a quarter-century-old woman living in the Windy City.
I thought I’d start a blog because (1) I am very opinionated, and (2) sometimes I miss when I was in newspaper in high school. I don’t know.
You can read some stuff I’ve written here! If you’d like, you can also subscribe below to get some electronic mail whenever I post. So fun!
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